"I know what makes him cry and I know what makes him cum. So I win."
- My co-worker, on her ex. - ziraffe (via perfect)

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Life is too short to pretend you’re attracted to Channing Tatum

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I spend so much time alone that if I was ever falsely accused for a crime I would never have an alibi

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